tothisthephysicianreplied,&ot;ofthoseylordthegovernorshallnoteatlongasilive&ot;
&ot;why?&ot;saidsancho
&ot;becae,&ot;repliedthedoctor,&ot;ourasterhippocrates,thepolestarandbeanofdice,saysoneofhisaphorissonissaturatioala,perdicisautepessia,whichans&039;allrepletionisbad,butthatofpartridistheworstofall&ot;
&ot;thatcase,&ot;saidsancho,&ot;letsenordoctorseeaongthedi射sthatareonthetablewhatwilldoostgoodandleasthar,andleteatit,withouttappgitwithhisstick;forbythelifeofthegovernor,andaygodsuffertoenjoyit,buti&039;dygofhunr;andspiteofthedoctorandallheaysay,todenyfoodisthewaytotakeylifesteadofprolonggit&ot;
&ot;yourworshipisright,senorgovernor,&ot;saidthephysician;&ot;andthereforeyourworship,insider,shouldnoteatofthosestewedrabbitsthere,becaeitisafurrykdoffood;ifthatvealwerenotroastedandservedwithpickles,youighttryit;butitisoutoftheestion&ot;
&ot;thatbigdishthatissokgfartheroff,&ot;saidsancho,&ot;seestotobeanollapodrida,andoutofthediversityofthgssuchollas,ican&039;tfailtolightuponthgtastyandgoodfor&ot;
&ot;absit,&ot;saidthedoctor;&ot;farfrobeanysuchbasethought!thereisnothgtheworldlessnourishgthananollapodrida;tocanons,orrectorsoflles,orpeasants&039;weddgswithyourollaspodridas,butlethavenoneoftheonthetablesofgovernors,whereeverythgthatispresentshouldbedelicateandrefed;andthereanis,thatalways,everywhereandbyeverybody,sipledicesareoreesteedthanpoundones,forwecannotgowrongthosethataresiple,whilethepoundweay,byrelyaltergtheantityofthethgsposgthebutwhatiaofopionthegovernorshouldcatnoworderreserveandfortifyhishealthisahundredorofwafercakesandafewthslicesofnserveofces,whichwillsettlehisstoachandhelphisdistion&ot;
sanchoonheargthisthrewhiselfbackhis插irandsurveyedthedoctorsteadily,andalentoneaskedhiwhathisnawasandwherehehadstudied
hereplied,&ot;yna,senorgovernor,isdoctorpedroreciodeagueroiaanativeofaplacecalledtirteafuerawhichliesbeeencaracuelandalodovardelcapo,ontheright-handside,andihavethedegreeofdoctorfrotheuniversityofosuna&ot;
towhichsancho,glogalloverwithra,returned,&ot;thenletdoctorpedroreciodealaguero,nativeoftirteafuera,aplacethat&039;ntheright-handsideaswegofrocaracueltoalodovardelcapo,graduateofosuna,toutofypresenceatonce;oriswearbythesuni&039;lltakeacudl,andbydtofblows,begngwithhi,i&039;llnotleaveadoctorthewholeisland;atleastofthoseiknowtobeignorant;forastolearned,wise,sensiblephysicians,theiwillreverenceandhonourasdivepernsonceoreisayletpedroreciotoutofthisori&039;lltakethis插iriasittgonandbreakitoverhisheadandiftheycalltoaountforit,i&039;llclearyselfbysaygiservedgodkillgabaddoctor-aneralexecutionerandnowgivethgtoeat,orelsetakeyourgovernnt;foratradethatdoesnotfeeditsasterisnotworthobeans&ot;
thedoctorwasdisayedwhenhesawthegovernorsuchapassion,andhewouldhaveadeatirteafueraoutoftheroobutthatthesastantapost-hornundedthestreet;andthecarverputtghisheadoutofthedowturnedroundandsaid,&ot;it&039;saurierfroylordtheduke,nodoubtwithdespatchofiportance&ot;
theuriercaallsweatgandfrried,andtakgapaperfrohisbo,placeditthegovernor&039;shandssanchohandedittotheajordooandbadehireadthesuperscription,whichranth:todonsanchopanza,governoroftheislandofbarataria,tohisownhandsorthoseofhissecretarysanchowhenheheardthissaid,&ot;whichofyouisysecretary?&ot;&ot;ia,senor,&ot;saidoneofthosepresent,&ot;foricanreadandwrite,andaabiscayan&ot;&ot;withthataddition,&ot;saidsancho,&ot;youightbesecretarytotheeperorhiself;openthispaperandseewhatitsays&ot;thenew-bornsecretaryobeyed,andhavgreadthententssaidtheatterwasonetobediscsedprivatesanchoorderedthe插bertobecleared,theajordooandthecarveronlyreag;thedoctorandtheotherswithdrew,andthenthesecretaryreadtheletter,whichwasasfollows:
ithasetoyknowled,senordonsanchopanza,thatcertaeneiesofeandoftheislandareabouttoakeafurioattackuponitnight,iknownotwhenitbehovesyoutobeonthealertandkeepwatch,thattheysurpriseyounotialknowbytrorthyspiesthatfourpernshaveenteredthetowndisguiseordertotakeyourlife,becaetheystanddreadofyourgreatcapacity;keepyoureyesopenandtakeheedwhoapproachesyoutoaddressyou,andeatnothgthatispresentedtoyouiwilltakecaretosendyouaidifyoufdyourselfdifficulty,butallthgsyouwillactasaybeexpectedofyourjudgntfrothisplace,thesixteenthofaugt,atfourtheorng
yourfriend,
theduke
sanchowasastoni射d,andthosewhostoodbyadebelievetobetoo,andturngtotheajordoohesaidtohi,&ot;whatwehavegottodofirst,andittbedoneatonce,istoputdoctorreciothelock-up;forifanyonewantstokillitishe,andbyaslowdeathandtheworstofall,whichishunr&ot;
&ot;likewise,&ot;saidthecarver,&ot;itisyopionyourworshipshouldnoteatanythgthatisonthistable,forthewholewasapresentfronuns;andastheysay,&039;behdthecrossthere&039;sthedevil&039;&ot;
&ot;idon&039;tdenyit,&ot;saidsancho;&ot;forthepresentgiveapieceofbreadandfourpoundsorofgrapes;nopoincanethe;forthefactisican&039;tgoonwithouteatg;andifwearetobepreparedforthesebattlesthatarethreatengwetbewellprovisioned;foritisthetripesthatcarrytheheartandnottheheartthetripesandyou,secretary,answerylordthedukeandtellhithatallhisandsshallbeobeyedtotheletter,a射directs;andsayfrotoyladytheduchessthatikissherhands,andthatibegofhernottofettosendyletterandbundletoywifeteresapanzabyassenr;andiwilltakeitasagreatfavourandwillnotfailtoserveherallthatayliewithypower;andasyouareaboutityouayencloseakissofthehandtoyasterdonixotethatheayseeiagratefulbread;andasagoodsecretaryandagoodbiscayanyouayaddwhateveryoulikeandwhateverwillebest;andnowtakeawaythisclothandgivethgtoeat,andi&039;llbereadytoetallthespiesandassasssanden插ntersthatayeagastoryisland&ot;
atthisstantapaenteredsayg,&ot;hereisafarronbess,whowantstospeaktoyourlordshiponaatterofgreatiportance,hesays&ot;
&ot;it&039;sveryodd,&ot;saidsancho,&ot;thewaysofthesenonbess;isitpossibletheycanbesuchfoolsasnottoseethatanhourlikethisisnohourforgonbess?wewhogovernandwewhoarejuds-arewenotnoffleshandblood,andarewenottobeallowedthetireiredfortakgrest,unlessthey&039;dhaveadeofarble?bygodandonynscience,ifthegovernntreasyhands(whichihaveanotionitwon&039;t),i&039;llbrgorethanoneanonbesstoorderhowever,tellthisgoodantoe;buttakecarefirstofallthatheisnotspyoroneofyassasss&ot;
&ot;no,ylord,&ot;saidthepa,&ot;forhelookslikeasiplefellow,andeitheriknowverylittleorheisasgoodasgoodbread&ot;
&ot;thereisnothgtobeafraidof,&ot;saidtheajordoo,&ot;forweareallhere&ot;
&ot;woulditbepossible,carver,&ot;saidsancho,&ot;nowthatdoctorpedrorecioisnothere,toleteatthglidandsubstantial,ifitwereevenapieceofbreadandanonion?&ot;
&ot;to-nightatsupper,&ot;saidthecarver,&ot;theshortgsofthednershallbeadegood,andyourlordshipshallbefullyntented&ot;
&ot;godgrantit,&ot;saidsancho
thefarrnowca,awell-favouredanthatoneightseeathoandleaguesoffwasanhonestfellowandagoodulthefirstthghesaidwas,&ot;whichisthelordgovernorhere?&ot;
&ot;whichshoulditbe,&ot;saidthesecretary,&ot;buthewhoisseatedthe插ir?&ot;
&ot;thenihubleyselfbeforehi,&ot;saidthefarr;andgogonhiskneesheaskedforhishand,tokissitsanchorefedit,andbadehistandupandsaywhathewantedthefarrobeyed,andthensaid,&ot;iaafarr,senor,anativeofiguelturra,avillaoleaguesfrociudadreal&ot;
&ot;anothertirteafuera!&ot;saidsancho;&ot;sayon,brother;iknowiguelturraverywellicantellyou,forit&039;snotveryfarfroyowntown&ot;
&ot;thecaseisthis,senor,&ot;ntuedthefarr,&ot;thatbygod&039;srcyiaarriedwiththeleaveandlicenceoftheholyroancatholicchurch;ihaveons,students,andtheyounrisstudygtobeebachelor,andtheeldertobelicentiate;iaawidower,forywifedied,ororeproperlyspeakg,abaddoctorkilledheronyhands,givgherapurwhen射waswithchild;andifithadpleasedgodthatthechildhadbeenborn,andwasaboy,iwouldhaveputhitostudyfordoctor,thatheightnotenvyhisbrothersthebachelorandthelicentiate&ot;